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happyrobyn
05-13-2006, 01:05 PM
I just HAD to post this ... especially after our lengthy underwear discussion the other day. Anyway - as some of you know, I own a children's gymnastics and motor skill development facility. I teach children as young as 4 months old. Well, yesterday, I was in a parent/child class with about 10 kids and their parents. We were doing our warm-up and running and jumping and all that stuff. I heard a snap and couldn't figure out what the noise was until I felt a loss of support. That's right ... my bra broke! ROFL! So I just had to continue the class with one boob flopping. What can you do?! When class calmed down a bit I snuck into my office and called my husband and told him to bring me a bra! He was cracking up! A good time was had by all!
SteinwaysMom
05-13-2006, 01:15 PM
Love it...it's a play on that old koan [?]

What is the sound of one hand clapping
What is the feeling of one boob flapping
Ah, life's mystery
Hubby I need a new bra


Just thought of a major one of my own years ago. I had prepared MONTHs for an interview with this conservative macho computer consulting firm. The shortly before the big interview (all day w/multiple people), the girl at the hair salon botched my dye job (resulting in my cowlick turning pink - found out later she was on coke) and my pet rat, Dr. Mabuse, ate holes in the lining of my dress coat. To make matters worse the center button of either my interview jacket or blouse fell off and I had to religiously guard myself against flashing everyone the whole day.

I got the job.
webchyck
05-13-2006, 01:21 PM
Well, we went to see a showing of The Full Monty put on by a local theater company, and let me tell you there were some nearly embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions in that performance in the final scene! Oh yes, my daughter almost got an eye-ful (she's 15). But for the most part all she saw were hairy man-butts! LOL! Glad you had a knight in shining armor to bring you a new bra, Robyn!
mishou
05-13-2006, 01:24 PM
ROFLOL Robyn!!! That's hilarious!
Ursula
05-13-2006, 03:50 PM
Hyperventilating here, ROFLOL! Have I mentioned that ya'll crack me up. Imagine.....one boob flapping!
Ursula
05-13-2006, 03:51 PM
Oh, and Debra, your poem is classic!
happyrobyn
05-13-2006, 04:00 PM
Becky ... HAIRY MAN-BUTTS! You are killing me!!!
Ursula
05-13-2006, 04:06 PM
Oh my gosh, how did I miss the hairy butt comment. Too funny!
Ursula
05-13-2006, 04:08 PM
This puts me in mind of a hysterical story which I must share. So, DD and DH are quading together, (dd is about 8) when they come across a local nudist wearing a long sleeve flannel shirt (it was winter) a backpack, hiking boots and nothing in between. DD comments to DH, "Daddy, he wasn't wearing any PANTS. Isn't he embarrassed? Somebody might see his butt!" to which DH responds, "Somebody DID see his butt, I saw his butt."
Ursula
05-13-2006, 04:10 PM
But wait, theres more (trying to get a few posts out of this) So later, when I saw them they said to me "You'll never guess what we saw today!" Well, they were in the mountains so I replied, "A bear?", nope they said, "a bare butt." Ha ha, we always laugh over that one. Poor nudist, if he only knew.
happyrobyn
05-13-2006, 04:19 PM
Too funny Ursula!
Vania16
05-13-2006, 04:57 PM
That is too funny Robyn! And I love your nudist story too Ursula - was that out here? Think of the terrible cactus accidents you could have!
happyrobyn
05-13-2006, 04:58 PM
Yes - nudists should not live in deserts for sure!
jessica b
05-13-2006, 05:34 PM
ROFL!! Robyn was a floppin'! :D That's too funny!
happyrobyn
05-13-2006, 05:45 PM
That might make a great slam!!
Cre8tvlyYrs
05-13-2006, 09:23 PM
Too funny girls!! Robyn...you poor thing! That's happened to me a couple of times but it happened in highschool and it was the most embarrassing thing both times because you know in your teens you think everyone is looking and everyone notices...of course they didn't but what did I know?:eek:
happyrobyn
05-13-2006, 09:34 PM
Nobody noticed except the few ladies I told. It's not like I have those giant kahoongas like when I was nursing my twins!! ROFL!
Kazadoodle
05-14-2006, 10:05 PM
Funny stories all. Must share my one

While not a bra snap, crack and flop - it is a bra snap and pop. When I was nursing DD and wore a nursing bra, one time, after I'd finished feeding her, I went out shopping. I was wearing a t-shirt and everyone was giving me odd looks - I went to the ladies and realised why - I had forgotten to snap back up on one side - so one was tightly controlled and other wasn't - it looked so odd!
happyrobyn
05-14-2006, 10:10 PM
Ah yes ... the nursing bra ... tricky little things! DH always loved the "easy access" of the nursing shirts and pj's! LOL!
CathyRose
05-15-2006, 01:13 AM
I can't think of a wardrobe malfunction, but I am ROTFL at yours!
Ursula
05-15-2006, 04:56 PM
Hysterical Kaza. I think we could start a new club here, underwear escapades.

Oh about that nudist, yes, he was here in Tucson. You should beward of Tanque Verde falls, it's a nudist hot spot. So, unless you're up for an eyefull, visit some other water. And yes, there's lots of cholla (jumping cactus) on that particular trail. Oh, it gives me the willies just thinking about it.
Ursula
05-15-2006, 04:58 PM
You know, all this talk about nudist gave me nightmares I think. I dreamed DH and I were visiting someone in hospital and I had on only a Tshirt and shoes, not even my creepin' undies. It was posatively ghastly.
Vania16
05-15-2006, 05:58 PM
LOL That's quite a dream :) I've never been out to Tanque Verde falls, thanks for the warning LOL